Ready. Set. Terrible.

#47 Arizona State – 10
#18 Penn State – 0

Does this live ball look like it might actually be out of bounds? You should chall--oh wait

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. -- As Red put it, we set TNS back several years.

Not for the faint of heart, this game featured a stunning array of inexplicable throws, fumbles, interceptions, dropped interceptions, and nauseated fans looking away in disgust. One of the fumbles, pictured above, impossibly teetered on the edge of the field as the game teetered on the edge of madness, sinking into the existential gap between video game and horror movie; between timespace and nothingness.

When all was said and done, Arizona State, despite perpetrating most of the miscues, emerged with the win, Blue's second of the year. Rather than dignify the contest with a summary of its events, let's leave it at that. Nothing to see here.

Stats:
Arizona State
HB Cameron Marshall – 11 carries, 44 yards, TD; 7 receptions, 58 yards